I've been missing out
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Swallow, count and repeat
Use this fucking slut
Only one thing can get done around her
I'll help you get up, baby
I love your ideas, honey
Don't let it slip out again!
Solid presentation prep, boss
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues